Zodiac! :D

[Wolfy/Erik]

http://www.chinesezodiac.com/calculator.php

I'm a rat!

Personality

Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Rat symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.

[Lexi]

Trust me to get theox!
Occupying the 2nd position on the Chinese Zodiac, Oxen possess such character traits as dependability, strength and determination. Oxen are tolerant individuals who believe that the road to success involves hard work and scrupulous behavior; they don’t believe in taking shortcuts. They characterize those who don’t work hard as lazy individuals not worthy of respect.

[GeneralArin]

Heh, in order so far... but I'm going to ruin it.
I'm the dog! ^^

[Wolfy/Erik]

The rat fooled the ox into letting it ride on it's back. Rat got first place because of that.

[Lexi]

lol
I didn't even realise they were in order! XD

[Link]

Well, I got the Monkey. (I knew that already, but I wanted to write what it said.)

Occupying the 9th position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Monkey possesses such character traits as curiosity, mischievousness, and cleverness. Forever playful, Monkeys are the masters of practical jokes. Even though their intentions are always good, this desire to be a prankster has a tendency to create ill will and hurt feelings.

[Wes]

I am a rat. The description goes on to say:
Rats are full of good advice but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re also capable of surviving any situation.

And I'm not just any rat, oh no, I am a fire rat:
Fire Rats enjoy being spontaneous. They enjoy traveling and taking on new tasks and will take on practically any new project or adventure simply to avoid any sense of routine and monotony. They’re zestful, spirited, and giving individuals who are well-liked by others.

[Wolfy/Erik]

You are my fellow fire rat! We, the fire rats, will declare war on the other zodiac animals!

[GeneralArin]

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Oh Noes! I'm a Wood Dog! It's super effective!
*run away*

[Wolfy/Erik]

Don't you dare drag pokemon into this. D:<

[GeneralArin]

^^
Sorry, couldn't help it- the pun was right there staring me in the face!
*wags tail*

[Link]

Well, I'm a Water Monkey. So how d'ya like them apples?

(What's funny, there will be a water monkey in Black & White.)

[Marie]

I'ma rat.
well, that's unexpected.
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Rat symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
i'm a
And not just any rat. I'm a Metal Rat!
Metal Rats are strong-willed individuals who are determined to get what they want, regardless of the cost. Intensively emotional, their behavior can border on extreme. Possessive feelings, envy and rage can cause problems. Relationships can be problematic as Metal Rats are obstinate.

[Wolfy/Erik]

Pokemanz...

Anyway, rats are the bestest.

[GeneralArin]

Hmm... Now I feel like actually posting the discription....

Occupying the 11th position in the Chinese Zodiac, the Dog symbolizes character traits such as loyalty, compatibility and kindness. Dogs frequently offer kind words and useful advice, always listening and lending a shoulder when necessary. Dogs often become deeply involved in others’ lives and are sometimes perceived as nosy. Ensuring others are happy is more important to the Dog than wealth, money or success.

Dogs are determined individuals; always wanting to master a new subject before moving on and always finishing what they start. Dogs value friendships; they’re loyal, honest, trustworthy and reliable and have strong morals and ethics.

Wood Dogs also prefer being part of the pack as this environment builds self-confidence. Although timid in the beginning, Wood Dogs eventually can become excellent companions. They’re easy-going and adaptable, warm-hearted faithful.

Woof. ^^

[Marie]

lol
these Zodiac things are funny. But sometimes scarily accurate...
Yeah! Rats are the bestest! Especially Metal rats!

[Wolfy/Erik]

Scarily accurate... *Points at Jake*

[GeneralArin]

*head tilt*

[camcam9999]

IM A BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Chinese Zodiac - Rabbit
Personality
Occupying the 4th position in the Chinese Zodiac, the Rabbit symbolizes such character traits as creativity, compassion, and sensitivity. Rabbits are friendly, outgoing and prefer the company of others. They also prefer to avoid conflict. In confrontational situations, Rabbits approach calmly and with consideration for the other party. Rabbits believe strongly in friends and family and lacking such bonds can lead to emotional issues.

Their serene nature keeps Rabbits from becoming visibly upset. Because they’re serene animals, Rabbits are easily taken advantage of. Their sensitive nature makes them shy away from aggressive or competitive situations. They’re overall conservative and not interested in taking risks.

Classy, sophisticated, expressive, well-mannered and stylish, those born under the Sign of the Rabbit enjoy leaning about cultural issues and learning about people from other countries. Rabbits are most comfortable being home, and their homes are always neat and organized. Home is also where Rabbits prefer to entertain. Rabbits are conservative in their decorating tastes.

Rabbits should work at building more self-confidence and self-worth so they can feel more secure. The desire for remaining in safe, comfortable environments keeps Rabbits from taking risks which sometimes causes them to miss out on good opportunities.
Health
Even though Rabbits don’t usually get visibly upset or stressed, they do tend to keep these feelings inside. When they don’t express these feelings, such feeling can cause Rabbits to become ill. Rabbits could benefit from more everyday activity which would reduce their stress levels and better their health.
Relationships
Rabbits are very sexual, but tend to give more of themselves than they should. This can lead to unrealistic expectations and unhealthy situations. Rabbits need partners who won’t take advantage of their giving nature. Such pairings will be strong.
Career
Rabbits are articulate and good communicators which is why friends and acquaintances seek out their advice. It’s also why Rabbits make excellent diplomats and politicians. Other good careers for Rabbits include: writer, publisher, actor, fashion designer, therapist, doctor, administrator, public relations, and teacher.Earth Rabbits – Years 1939 and 1999
Earth Rabbits are grounded in reality. Their advice can be harsh, but honest. Home life is important to Earth Rabbits as are money and material goods.The Rabbit is most compatible with the Pig and Dog and incompatible with the Rooster and Rat.

[GeneralArin]

Oi! too much! Just the personallity please!

[Wolfy/Erik]

Personality

Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Rat symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.



Rats are full of good advice but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re also capable of surviving any situation.
Health

Overall Rats enjoy good health. They’re very active which helps keep them in shape and able to fight off sickness. They can at times be tense, aggressive, and full of nervous energy, conditions which can lead to stress. Regular exercise designed to calm will benefit Rats.
Career

Extremely perceptive and wise, Rats can focus on the big picture. That ability along with their good judgment enables Rats to solve problems before they arise. Rats focus on titles because titles translate into status and money; two motivating forces. Rats make excellent bosses. Routine halts their creativity so Rats need flexible positions that allow creativity. Good career choices include: administrator, director, manager, entrepreneur, broadcaster, writer, musician, stand-up comedian, politician, lawyer, researcher, and race car driver.(???)
Relationships

Rats are very charming. They enjoy social activities and because they’re out a lot, they’re always meeting new people. They aren’t good at breaking off relationships however, and this presents problems going forward with new relationships. Anyone hoping to partner with a Rat must be able to keep up with the Rat’s active nature.

I remember, on another site, it says dogs are perverts. XD


Rats are compatible with a Dragon and Monkey and incompatible with a Horse and Rabbit.

[Lexi]

the rabbit looks cool.
what's this about 'Pokemonz?'

[Guest]

Jake,
YOU'RE A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm the DRAGON!!!!!!
We're supposed to hate each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I don't !!!

[Wolfy/Erik]

I hsould have told people earlier, but everyone has two animals. The Chinese zodiac has two sides. The other side went by time, but it was lost and no one knows how it works. The other animal only appears under certain conditions such as extreme hardship, happiness, or strife.

[Guest]

I'm a water monkey

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