The War of Chatboxia

[Andrew Andreli]

The title says it all. Chatboxia has gone into war, unfortunately. Now, you must choose your side. But first, know how it began.
One day, not too long ago, Chatboxia formed four corners: the Northeast, Southeast, Northwest, and Southwest. Cat, Kris, Axel and I were all appointed leaders of our own corners. But, of course, Axel invaded my corner and destroyed it. Cat took me in, thankfully, and that is where I abode. This invasion began this war, and we hope to finish it. So far, these are the two major groups/alliances in the war:

Axel Powers

Axel

Alex

Jace

Allied Powers

Andre (Me)

Cat

Altair

Neutral

You may post below which you would like your name to fall under. If you would not like to be involved in this, do not post below or ask to be placed under Neutral.
Thank you.

From,
Andre

[Axel The Bunny]

I was appointed leader of a corner? why was i not told this? also you should change my side to the "Axel" powers xP

[Andrew Andreli]

You were not told because we never got the chance to tell you, really. You were gone when we decided you as the fourth, then when you came into Chat you invaded before we could tell you.

[Cerulaen]

As Empress and Queen of Chatboxlandia, I did not decree war. Pray tell, what is this?

[Catryn Greyling]

Pfft, Ax doesn't get a corner. He has his inexplicably endless supply of explosives. And if he's gonna get it, he should have to claim it himself. Otherwise, the Northwest Corner should remain inhabited only by NPCs. And goats.

Mostly the goats.

[Andrew Andreli]

Well Ceru, Axel decreed war, himself. I don't believe God wanted war when Hitler invaded Poland, nor when Japan bombed Pearl Harbor. Sometimes the kings and queens can't do anything about the war and conflict. They have to just go with it.

And I'm sorry, Ax. You never had a corner. : /

[Axel The Bunny]

I did? all i remember was randomly murdering NPCs in your corner xP....seriously though you need to learn to not take me seriously....i am insane after all.

[Cerulaen]

Well, I think God is much more than an Emperor and King over a country... And as it were, I'm just joking anyway, lol. I don't think he understands our stupid sarcasm and facetiousness, Ax. xP

[Alex Granit]

If there's no one inhabiting that corner than I shall take it for the axel powers, but keep all the goats because. Well, they're goats.
Also is this supposed to be like a world war 2 thing in chatboxia? Or am I confusing myself?

[Catryn Greyling]

Well, Chatboxia's never had a World War 1, so it definitely can't be World War 2. Also, we probably have more explosions and, of course, more goats.

[Alex Granit]

Well yeah, I mean like with the whole revolting thing, not literally the second world war of chatboxia.... also we could probably do without the anti-semitism.

[Catryn Greyling]

Ah, okay. xP

[Andrew Andreli]

So... Can we actually start the war now? For the past couple weeks, it's been like the Phony War. Is Axel gonna be like Hitler, finally striking, invading Denmark and Norway? Er... The Southwest and West?

[Cerulaen]

If anyone's Hitler, it's me. I am ruler over everything. But I'm not Hitler, so... clearly no one is Hitler. xP

[Axel The Bunny]

I do not "invade" sir, i murder randomly for no purpose, I slaughter the good citizens of chatboxia whenever i feel like it xP but invasions are overrated. Also i dont appreciate being compared to Hitler. Genocide is mass killing directed towards one group of people, I kill randomly with no care who the victim was, therefore it is not considered genocide but mass homicide.
Also war with a bunny that possesses an unlimited amount of explosives and is generally immortal (unless Ceru wants me dead of course xP) is probably not very wise.

[Cerulaen]

No truer words have ever been spoken.

[Estelle]

*Cough* *Cough* Yeah, I think I came back at a confusing time.

[Catryn Greyling]

Yup. *pats Estelle on the head* Sorry again, Essy... aboot all of that. Eh! xP

[Alex Granit]

I wasn't comparing you to hitler, I was just talking about the revolting and stuff... I thought I mentioned that before, sorry XP

[GeneralArin]

If Ceru's Hitler, can I be Stalin?

[Cerulaen]

You just want to be Stalin because he's Russian.

[GeneralArin]

Mostly, yes.
And his name means "Man of Steel." That's pretty cool.

...and Stalin beats Hitler. That's also a bonus. XP

If not, I'll settle for Churchill.

[Cerulaen]

Lawl. So he's secretly Superman, then?

And well, it's a good thing I decided not to be Hitler, then. I'll just be the Cerunicorn that secretly won everything.

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